The Armory
Yes this is where I keep my guns...
Awesome rating scale
0-.9 - Not worthy of Existence. Will take action accordingly
1-1.9 - The suck
2-2.9 - Worthy of the title "Buttscratcher"
3-3.9 - There's hope for you yet young Skywalker
4-4.9 - Awesome overload potential. There should be a warning label on this product
5+ - You'll need a towel... (for all the awesomeness that exploded everywhere)
UHC 1911
Well. Brand spankin new, this is my 1911 by UHC. Ridiculously accurate=ridiculously cool. Thumb safety and grip safety. Full metal trigger. At an approximate distance of 30 feet it can tear a whole in the plastic top of a milk carton. It was an awesome shot. You should have been there. Why weren't you!!??
Awesome rating 5.1/5
KWC HPA series: Smith and Wesson M4505
With amazing accuracy and power you will own your targets from a million miles away... OK 100+feet but still it's ridiculous. The Smith and Wesson M4505 is an amazingly accurate Airsoft weapon that will greatly increase your happiness. The power is like that of a sniper and the accuracy is not far behind. It will rip through an aluminum can if you're close enough.
My only complaint is the magazine. It's the stupidest mag ever. First of all, it has a "speed loading" feature that usually ends up impeding your ability to even load the thing at all. Don't trust the clip at the bottom because it will shoot the spring up randomly and eject all the bb's in your face. Secondly, you CANNOT take the mag out while loaded without ejecting two bb's from the mag. EVERY SINLGLE TIME! It's super annyoing but the gun's amazingness surpasses the annoyance.
Awesome rating: 4.5/5